Sleeping Sperm

As you grew older, you talk about sex like it was some kind of food. A very common topic. So I used to think that hey, by 20th yo, you would already knew all there is to know about this sport. Yeah, it seems fun, risky, but hey it’s necessary for human race. Without it, we’ll perish. It hurts my heart however to see both news about children who are ruined by sex forcefully or those who does sex willingly. Yeah, it’s fun, it feels great. Wait, actually, I have no idea. I am a moslem who hasn’t married yet so I have no idea if it would feel great. But pardon my curiosity I have too much information!

One day, I was on the internet, mother of knowledge. I happened to stumble across a very stupid post where a girl said something like: “I only have sex at night because the sperm would be sleeping. So, I won’t get pregnant and will stay a virgin”, plus hash tags #smart. I was like, is this real? I mean this kind of girl is real? WHO THE HELL HAVE SEX AND DO NOT KNOW THAT NO SPERM IS SLEEPING AND WITHOUT PROPER PROTECTION THERE COMES A BABY?

Sky’s Hole

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When I was small, I was a smart idiot. I know that earth are round and all but I used to think that we lived in the core of the earth. In my mind, the sky is the outer part of the earth and you know, solid. So every time I gaze at the sky – which happened a lot – I used to think about where on earth is the sky’s hole? I mean, how does a spaceship get out of the earth? Does it went through the sky hole or something? Amazing! How does this hole look like? Black and dark? And then I was utterly shocked to find out that a solid sky doesn’t exist. The world have toyed with me! Who the hell would know that sky is just visual? This is how I have a trust issue. Actually, nah.. I have always have a trust issue. It’s genetic. *go back to sleep*

 

Romantic?

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I believe in love at the first sight because ‘miracle’ is the definition on love. Just like the greatest gift, I comes without warning. Should I find reasons just by finding love on my first sight?

-English Translation

*vomit*
*vomit*
*vomit*

My bestie and I love to talk about stuff, random stuff. We could chat about technology and then move to foods or about trends. The perks of having someone who knows you best is that you don’t have to hold back. No need to think about images or being cool. How cool is that?

To tell you the truth, those quoted mushy words above is mine. Well, Duh No! Why would I believe in love at the first sight? It’s something we made up for a contest. The question was: “Do you believe in love at first sight? Tell us your reason ♥”. Cincah and I was having quite a hard time to make a desirable answer. I don’t really care since the prize was just a novel and I don’t really like the genre of that novel. Cincah on the other hand, seems to aim for the prize (thanks captain obvious, of course she is!). So we debated (?) for a while about what kind of answer we should give.

At first, I told cincah that I might not help much since this theme is not a likable topic for me. All readers might have known by now that we are both dark and twisted. Why would we believe in such fairytale? Dude.. Given the case, cincah gave up trying to give a remarkable sweet answer of why she chose to believe it. Why not be the winner who dare to say that she doesn’t believe in it? That’s when I said: “you sure you could win that way? well, this is not about being rational, it’s about being emotional and sweet and wow! haha”. Thanks to that, we got confused again. How the hell do we make a sweet line saying we agreed on something when we basically against it??

No worries peeps, we both are expert of blending with people (?) so this shouldn’t be so hard right? So after a very long chat we came up with a great line. This is when I have to work, make it sweet, make it romantic. Oh, you don’t know yet? I am good in making poetry. Once in the blue moon (well, actually most of the time) I just came out with a sweet word and I don’t even realize it. Haha, yeay me? Well since I got the basic line, making it mushy is not that hard actually. Those quoted words is what we end up submitting (of course the original version – Indonesian – sounds much romantic given I’m not that good in translating them into English). Quite a lot of people also join this contest and I thought our works was marvelous so I just conclude that we will win.

Unfortunately, we didn’t see the sign that our work are being praised or something alike so we got depressed for a while. Bu seeing the other works, it should be no competition. So why? I end up forget about the contest when suddenly a chat from cincah comes to my phone:CINCAAH I WIN!!
I MEAN, WE DID IT!!
YEAAAY!!!

Hah! So we did win. Well done us! bahaha. From now on, thou shall call me Queen of Romance (what the hell, fitri??). Anyway it feels like a foul for us to win when we didn’t even mean a single word that we write. But it’s a win! Who cares about other silly stuff. I think cincah will write a post about this when she recieve the prize and when she did, I’ll post the link to that post here. So, stay tune peeps!

UPDATE!!

This is the link that I’ve promised:
Putridejour: Love at The First Sight.

That’s for now.
Sweet dream 🙂

Fitri ♥

Finally, Beverages for Tropical Country

I’ve been dying want to try a smoothie. I made juice all the time but never tried making smoothies. Mostly because the recipes online needs ingredients that is not easily found here. It’s easy to get banana or watermelon or lemon (well, lemon is kinda hard but possible to find). But some other food like blueberry, peach or kiwi is expensive and no where to be found. Clearly my money pocket and the supermarket are against the idea of me trying those fruits. After stumbling for a while, finally I few pages that share beverage recipes with easy to found Ingredients. Here is the list:

Watermelon Lemonade and Strawberry-Mint Iced Tea

Ingredients (6 servings):

  • 1 pint fresh strawberries, sliced
  • 8 fresh mint leaves
  • 1/2 cup honey water (1/4 honey 1/4 water) <— you can also use agave
  • 4 mint-flavored tea bags

View recipes here.

Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade

Ingredients:

  • 3 cups fresh lemon juice (about 20 lemons)
  • 2 1/4 cups sugar
  • 12 cups chilled water

View recipes here.

Strawberry Agua Fresca

Ingredients:

  • 4 cups water
  • 1/3 cup sugar
  • 6 cups hulled strawberries
  • 1/4 cup fresh lime juice (about 2 limes)

View recipes here.

Southern Strawberry Sweet Iced Tea

Ingredients:

  • 5 tea bags, steeped in 4 cups of hot water for 5 minutes
  • 1 cup of granulated sugar or sugar substitute, or to taste
  • 2 cups of fresh whole strawberries, cleaned
  • 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice (about 1-1/2 lemons)
  • Ice cubes
  • Extra strawberries, for garnish

View recipes here.

That’s it for now peeps, enjoy your drink 🙂
XOXO

 

Garage Remodeling

People are amazing! It’s always amazing how human could makes thing better. Most of us have no time to do garage remodeling, some just never even think about it. Despite of those, there are always someone who manage to squeeze some times from their busy life to rack their brain and be creative. I know, cool right?

I guess there’s a lot challenge in doing garage remodeling. The basic design of garage itself, the size, the lighting, a lot. If it’s me, I might just let things pile up and make sure to have a comfy sofa and my favorite books. Then I’ll fall asleep on the sofa while planning to do something about the garage the next day, and the next day, and there goes the loops. I guess I’m not so passionate huh? *chuckle

Actually there would be a lot of idea right? All you need to do is just write “garage remodel” on google it. Voala! All idea needed is there sire. Which is.. a problem. Eh? Why? Well, everything look fantastic and you would want to try all of them which will only lead to disaster of idea and stuff. At least you should start working the rough overall look that you desired. You can start with something like: “I want a comfy place”, which means warm, less stuff, minimum ornament etc etc. But as always, it is never as easy as it sounds. However, there are always someone who manage to do it though. Like who? Well, here’s an example: French architects firm Fabre | de Marien.

I found about their works while stumbling (as always) just a few minutes ago. It just great, from garage into a nice living space for a couple. Wow!

Here is before looks:

And here is after:

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Even from the outside you can tell that the inside must be amazing (well, compare to a garage). No kidding peeps, it has everything. Name it. Living room? Kitchen? Cozy sofa? Warm Bedroom? Bathroom? Well this place have it all. No, no, I wasn’t lying. Let me show how it looks inside:

For more pic, you can visit this site. They even share the garage’s blueprint. This garage is way better than my house if I should say. It’s comfy and warm and it has everything. Great job Guys!

I hope you are inspired peeps, have a nice day!
XOXO

DIY Jewelery Project

Time for jewelery project, yeay!! I really love jewelery especially Rings and Bracelets. Of course, the one that you made is one of a kind which make it all the more special. It’s the best if I could say! 🙂
These are a few beautiful and cute DIY Jewely Project that I found. Hope you enjoy.

  1. DIY Fork Bracelet

  2. DIY: Wearable Words

  3. DIY: Name Bracelet

  4. DIY: Strawberry Necklace (my favorite)

  5. DIY: Wire Wrapped Rose Ring

  6. DIY: Colored Pencil Jewelry

  7. DIY: Peacock Feather Earrings

  8. DIY: Five Stranded Braid Bracelet

  9. DIY: Simple Wooden Rings

  10. DIY: Double Wrap Bracelet

And those are 10 great jewelery DIY project that I found. Time for some creative jewelery peeps, have a nice day!

XOXO