Sleeping Sperm

As you grew older, you talk about sex like it was some kind of food. A very common topic. So I used to think that hey, by 20th yo, you would already knew all there is to know about this sport. Yeah, it seems fun, risky, but hey it’s necessary for human race. Without it, we’ll perish. It hurts my heart however to see both news about children who are ruined by sex forcefully or those who does sex willingly. Yeah, it’s fun, it feels great. Wait, actually, I have no idea. I am a moslem who hasn’t married yet so I have no idea if it would feel great. But pardon my curiosity I have too much information!

One day, I was on the internet, mother of knowledge. I happened to stumble across a very stupid post where a girl said something like: “I only have sex at night because the sperm would be sleeping. So, I won’t get pregnant and will stay a virgin”, plus hash tags #smart. I was like, is this real? I mean this kind of girl is real? WHO THE HELL HAVE SEX AND DO NOT KNOW THAT NO SPERM IS SLEEPING AND WITHOUT PROPER PROTECTION THERE COMES A BABY?


Sky’s Hole


When I was small, I was a smart idiot. I know that earth are round and all but I used to think that we lived in the core of the earth. In my mind, the sky is the outer part of the earth and you know, solid. So every time I gaze at the sky – which happened a lot – I used to think about where on earth is the sky’s hole? I mean, how does a spaceship get out of the earth? Does it went through the sky hole or something? Amazing! How does this hole look like? Black and dark? And then I was utterly shocked to find out that a solid sky doesn’t exist. The world have toyed with me! Who the hell would know that sky is just visual? This is how I have a trust issue. Actually, nah.. I have always have a trust issue. It’s genetic. *go back to sleep*